I collected my take-out dinner from Farmacy restaurant. The new hostess says, “I’m sorry for my English. I’ve only been here a while.”
ME: Your English is perfect. Where are you from?
HOSTESS: Brazil.
ME: Portuguese is the most beautiful language.
HOSTESS: No, French is the most beautiful language. But it’s very difficult. They have verbs.
ME: What does Portuguese have?
HOSTESS: Well, I don’t know, but not verbs.